Blind Box: Mystery Vintage Y2K Funny Phrase Acrylic Keychain

Shop our massive 200+ pc collection of vintage ‘80s-Y2K acrylic 2” funny phrase comedy keychains.

Most are manufactured by Kalan, a brand known for their iconic punchline keychains that you’d find at places like Spencer’s gifts or more adult-friendly gift shops. 

Common themes for vintage punchline keychains include:

• Loves to shop / Women be shopping
• Lost my mind / I’m crazy / you’re crazy
• Someone smells and it’s probably you
• Girls rule, boys drool
• I’m a/the B*tch (a personal favorite)
• 100% Angel or Devil
• Mean girls
• Drinking too much
• Dating woes

and many many many other sarcastic, punchy, politically incorrect, and borderline offensive messages in bright, bold, and sometimes glittery designs. 

Each keychain includes a metal lobster clip and is pre-packed in a sealed holographic bag and chosen at random. The photographs included in this listing showcase only a tiny portion of our collection that we are pulling from. 

Be sure to tag @shopbagcrap on Instagram to share what’s inside your mystery bag! 

Good luck and let the odds be ever in your favor.